H-S93 a écrit:Perso, j'suis pas choqué.
J'veux dire, quoi de plus normal pour une femme que de passer l'aspirateur.

TitaniaLovesBoobs a écrit:'tin, t'as pas compris que je plaisantais aussi, cher H-S?

H-S93, sa sainteté a écrit:Zut alors.

TitaniaLovesBoobs a écrit:Haha, d'accord
(Oui je sais, et d'ailleurs, je ne prends jamais mal les remarques que tu fais, parce que depuis notre fameux débat sur les termes Homme et homme, il est clair que tu fais souvent exprès de passer des commentaires qui ont le potentiel de me piquer un peu, ô votre sainteté)

H-S93 a écrit:
On dit souvent que Kaigan c'est la Justice.
Nous voudrions ici-même apporté modification: Kaigan est bien plus que le simple concept de Justice, Kaigan est la vérité éclairée.
Nous prierons le seigneur pour que tes pas puissent guider ces pauvres âmes errantes vers le chemin de la vérité unique.

LukasLovesBoobs a écrit:J'aime pas les féministes

A female teacher was having
problems with a boy in her class
of 3rd grade.

The boy kept saying,
"teacher, I should be in 4th grade,

I'm smarter than my sister & she
is in the 4th grade."

The teacher
had heard enough of his
complains & took the boy to the
Principal' s office.

She explained
everything to the Principal who
decided to test the boy with some
questions that a 4th grade should
know.
_
_
PRINCIPAL: What's 3+3?
BOY: 6
PRINCIPAL: 6+6?
BOY: 12 & so on..!!
The Principal asked the boy many
questions & the boy got them
right.

The Principal then asked
teacher to send the boy to 4th
grade.
_
_
_
The teacher decided to ask some
more questions & the Principal
Agreed.
_
TEACHER: What does a cow have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
BOY: Legs.
_
TEACHER: What's in your pants
that you have but I don't have?
BOY: Pockets
_
TEACHER: What starts with a C &
ends with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
BOY: Coconut.
_
TEACHER: What goes in hard &
pink then comes out soft&sticky?
*The principal' s eyes open really
wide, but before he could stop
the
answer, the boy was taking
charge..*
BOY: Bubble Gum.
_
TEACHER: you stick ur poles inside
me. you tie me down to get me
up, I get wet before you do. What
am I?
BOY: Tent.
_
*The principal was looking
restless*
_
TEACHER: A finger goes in me. you
fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has
me 1st n what am I?
BOY: Wedding Ring
_
TEACHER: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip. When
you blow me, you feel good?
BOY: Nose.
_
TEACHER: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver?
BOY: Arrow.
_
TEACHER: What starts wit 'F' &
ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it,
you've 2 use ur hand?
BOY: Fork
_
TEACHER: Whats it that all men
have, it's longer in some men than
others, the Pope doesn't use his&
a man gives it to his wife after
marriage?
BOY: Surname.
_
TEACHER: What part of the man
has no bone, but has muscles
with a lot of veins like pumpin & is
responsible for making love??
BOY: Heart.


-The principal breathed a sigh of
relief & told the teacher: 'Send the
boy to University , I got the last 10
questions wrong myself !!!!"